Loki:
Go away, I am trying to take over the mortals.
Frigga:
YOU LISTEN TO ME YOUNG MAN!
Loki:
You're not my real mom!
Frigga:
Oh really? And who changed your nappies? Who checked under your bed every night for bilgesnipes? Who let you cry on their shoulder for a week after you lost your stuffed puppy?
Loki:
MooooOOOOooooooom. You are embarrassing me in front of my soon to be peasants.
Frigga:
No, you are apologizing for the havoc you have caused and are coming home. And don't think I didn't hear what you said to that nice lady. Do I need to wash your mouth out with soap?
Loki:
Fine! I'm sorry.
Frigga:
We are going home right now. You, your father and your brother are going to bond on a questing trip to Alfheim.
